|Played By||Kevin Hart|
|Appeared in|| Scary Movie 3|
Scary Movie 4
|Family|| Shaneequa (Aunt)|
|Parody Of||Cheddar Bob (8 Mile)|
CJ is Mahalik's best friend; he is also dating Mahalik's sister. Energetic and explosive, he likes throwing junk at passing cars when he rides in the back seat, but he is actually a good guy. He and Mahalik helped George during the rap battle and stood by him during an alien encounter at his farm. CJ and Mahalik explore a homo sexual relationship in Scary Movie 4.