David Keegan is a minor character in the Scary Movie franchise. He was played by actor Craig Bruhnanski.
Bio
David Keegan is a Stevenson County fisherman. Not much more is known about him.
Scary Movie
Keegan was walking home when he was hit by a car driven by Bobby Prinze and carrying Cindy Campbell, Buffy Gilmore, Greg Phillipe, Ray Wilkins, and Brenda Meeks while out partying. Bobby failed to pay attention to the road due to being distracted by the fact that Cindy was being forced to simulate oral sex on him while Greg was standing on her back. After discovering the accident, the group began to panic out of fear and actually failed to notice Keegan was only knocked cold by the accident. Blowing it off, he tried to tell them not to worry, but then Greg distractedly knocked him cold by tossing a beer bottle which hit him in the head. Keegan was struggling to once again regain consciousness when he was tossed into the trunk of the car. Driven to the lake, the unconscious Keegan was the robbed of his clothes, jewelry and wallet before he was dumped into the water in his underwear. In his delirious state, he most likely drowned while suffering from the extreme cold.
A year later, Keegan is the primary suspect for being Ghostface, a masked killer slaying the students at B. A. Corpse High School. However, this theory is disregarded by The Sheriff during Cindy's interrogation when he tells Cindy that Keegan's body was found by some fisherman a few weeks after the hit-and-run incident and that he was buried in Lakewood Cemetery.
Trivia
His name may be a parody of David Egan though the character is more based on Ben Willis, the road victim and main antagonist from "I Know What You Did Last Summer."