|Played By||Chris Elliot |
|Appeared in||Scary Movie 2|
|Parody Of|| Mr. Dudley (The Haunting) |
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibel)
Hanson is the caretaker and chef of Hell House mansion whose most striking feature is a malformed hand that he refers to as his 'Strong Hand'. His hand proves a source of much disgust throughout the film, in particular during a dinner he had prepared for the guests of the house which he ruins by mashing his hand into the food as well as licking and humping a Turkey. He served as the secondary antagonist of Scary Movie 2.
It's later revealed he was working for Hugh Kane. He captured Shorty and drugged him, claiming he didn't, cut open his head and made him eat his own brain. He fought Cindy, Brenda, and Theo in the basement and later explodes. He comes back at the end as a hot dog vendor exclaiming he came back for Cindy, only to be hit with a car by a 'distracted' Shorty. In a deleted scene its revealed he killed Caroline and Hugh Cane, because he loved Caroline, but she rejected him.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my child, did I frighten you? Are you scared? Alright, I'll sing to you."
"Make way for fanny!"
Contrary to popular belief, towards the end of the film, Hanson does not offer Dwight his "strong hand." He instead states "No! My other hand isn't strong enough. Take my lil' hand!" but he does refer to his little hand as his strong hand during the scene in which he helps carry one of the girls suitcases
- Hanson is possibly named after the 90s boy band, Hanson.
- Hanson turns up alive at the end of Scary Movie 2 as a hot dog vendor implying either his death was an illusion or Cindy still hallucinates his existence.
- Chris Elliot would later appear in Scary Movie 4 as a different character named Ezekiel.