|Played By||Queen Latifah|
|Appeared in||Scary Movie 3|
|Family|| Orpheus (Husband)|
|Parody Of||The Oracle (The Matrix)|
Shaneequa is the the wife of Orpheus and the aunt of CJ (the latter who suggests Cindy Campbell to visit her for help investigating a mysterious tape). She is shown to be a extensive chain smoker to the point all of her ashtrays and even the drawers in her living room are full of cigarette butts. She is also incredibly flatulent, blaming the habit on sounds of her chair. Her psychic powers also allow her to predict the fate of sports games, which she uses to ruin a Los Angeles Lakers game Orpheus is watching when he becomes hesitant to help Cindy. She also uses this ability to give him grief on women he might sleep around with behind her back.
Helping Cindy, Shaneequa discovers the hidden image of a lighthouse on the tape which she initially thinks its a cigarette. Exploring the tape further, however, annoys the spirit of Tabitha's mother on the VHS Tape and she gets in a fight with her through her television screen, even pulling her hair out for spitting on her.
At one point, Cindy also calls her "LaQueesha."