|Played By||Peter Hanlon]|
|Appeared in||Scary Movie|
The Suicidal Teacher is an unnamed teacher at B. A. Corpse High School. Pushed to his limit by the students, he ascends to the roof to take his life, but the other teachers try to taking him down. When he overhears Cindy Campbell challenge to The Killer, he thinks her challenge is directed to him, and he jumps.
- One of the teachers on the ground call him "Phil." This is likely the character's name.