|Played By||George Carlin|
|Appeared in||Scary Movie 3|
|Family||Wife (unnamed, deceased), Tabitha (adopted daughter, deceased)|
Scary Movie 3Edit
The Architect is the former owner of Tom Logan's farm and the mysterious harbinger behind the mystery of the cursed videotape. After Cindy Campbell tracks him down, he confesses that Tabitha was his adopted daughter and that she killed Tabitha to keep her from unleashing evil on the world. His lighthouse also turns out to be full of monitors which he has been using to spy on and tape Cindy in her home. He also seems to have a bizarre affection for his chair, a symptom of living by himself.