|Played By||Craig Bierko|
|Appeared in||Scary Movie 4|
|Family|| Marilyn (ex-wife) |
|Parody Of|| Ray Ferrier (War of the Worlds)|
Tom Cruise (The Oprah Winfrey Show)
Tom lives next door to an old lady living in a haunted house, becoming friendly with Cindy Campbell who arrives to tend for her. When robot tripods attack town, he flees with his children and is reunited with Cindy in one of the tripods.
Tom announces his love for Cindy over-enthusiastically on Oprah.